You are NOT the reindeer!
In honor of the 50th anniversary of the “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer," Jimmy Kimmel gave the special a Maury Povich remix by adding in dialogue from "Maury," and the result is an instant classic.
In the original "Rudolph" the reindeer shout out with glee, but in real life, nobody celebrates like "Maury" guests after they hear the DNA results.
"Jimmy Kimmel Live!" airs weeknights at 11:35 p.m. ET on ABC.