McCain Exposes Manchurian-Mexican Plan to Overthrow America

Today, in an exclusive interview, McCain unveiled the guts of the super-secret, Manchurian-Mexican plan and warned that the free world will soon fall.
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Proving once again that his POW brainwashing experience honed his national security insight, Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) hinted at a previously unknown aspect of a devious plan to overthrow America. Today, in an exclusive interview, McCain unveiled the guts of the super-secret, Manchurian-Mexican plan and warned that the free world will soon fall.

As reported by The Huffington Post:

In an appearance on "The O'Reilly Factor" on Tuesday Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) offered a strange defense of a stringent new Arizona immigration bill that could lead to racial profiling....

"It's the people whose homes and property are being violated. It's the drive-by that -- the drivers of cars with illegals in it that are intentionally causing accidents on the freeway. Look, our border is not secured. Our citizens are not safe."

In a follow-up, off-the-record interview with this reporter, McCain reluctantly revealed details of what he considers an ingenious plan that has gone undetected all these years.

"First, Mexico created an economy that keeps most of her citizens in poverty," McCain whispered, glancing behind him. "They then recruit poor disgruntled peasants into elite commando units and brainwash them with Soviet-style mind control tactics.

"They teach them how to climb electrical fences, how to efficiently clean toilets and mow lawns and pick grapes, and live off starvation wages. Eventually, they train them how to drive old cars on freeways.

"Then," McCain said, his eyes darting to and fro, his voice going lower, "they embed devious attack missions into their deepest protoplasm.

"Next, they send these ticking-bomb, Manchurian-candidate commandos -- teenagers, moms with eight kids, elderly aunts and uncles -- over America's borders and fences. Gradually, they take over the jobs that, in happier days in the true America, the Irish and Poles and freed slaves were happy to perform.

"They start cleaning our toilets and our offices. They mow our lawns. They remove leaves from the swimming pools of the real Americans. They'll even pick our fruit in sweltering heat.

"Anything to make a buck, these swarthy, shifty, diabolical world conquerors. Because they're on their own now; no help from agency funds; and they still have to send a large amount of their earnings back across the border to keep up the ruse and fool us into thinking they're only here for our jobs. They know if they're caught, Mexico will disavow any knowledge of them.

"And with those dollars, they start buying up all our old cars. Turn them into clunkers. Weren't you ever suspicious that they have such a talent for fixing little dents in our cars, but they drive clunkers themselves? You see? They know they aren't going to keep 'em long. It's like the 9/11 conspirators; those guys didn't take flight training for landing, just the classes on how to aim airliners into skyscrapers.

"And then -- BINGO -- one by one, they scout out innocent Americans on our freeways, and they aim their cars at ours. BAM! First, it's a fender bender here or there. But before long, they figure out how to cause 10-car pileups. And worse.

"It takes years, decades even for some of them, but they don't care how long it takes. They would have been taking siestas and procreating like bunnies if they were still back home in Mexico.

"But now, they're part of the big plan. They're undermining the foundation of America's democracy and our leadership of the free world.

"How can we possibly maintain the American Dream if we're not safe from swarms of Manchurian-Mexican candidates, trained on the smog-filled streets of Mexico City, stalking us on our most sacred symbols of freedom, our interstates and freeways?

"It's GENIUS, I tells ya, it's PURE GENIUS," McCain said with a maniacal grin and a twinkle in his eye. "And it's all Obama's fault."

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