In the eye of the beholder - w4m
You said you adored my denim blue eyes. I told you I got lost in your forest green eyes. That's all we could really notice about each other because of the white robes and pointy hoods.
You and I got together a few times - f4f
You were an innocent person's face. I was a bigot's fists. Nice meeting you repeatedly!
Humble beginnings - b4b
You were the baby resentfully inhaling your mother's cigarette smoke. I was another baby with Sharpie in my eyes because my dad got me autographed by Trump. You and I exchanged a "we aren't going to turn out so well" look.
When I fly - p4w
You were the Muslim woman wearing a "Donald Trump for President" shirt. I was the winged pig flying overhead.
Past tense - m4p
You were a protester exercising your first amendment rights. "Were" being the operative word. R.I.P.
He has risen? - w4m
You were my lord and savior Jesus Christ. I was the women in a hallucinatory state from either the extreme heat or my favorite drinking game: "chug a beer every time Trump says 'China.'"
Trump U Student? - j4s
You were a graduate of Trump University. I was a job. JK, we have never and will never be together.
Paranormal Activist - g4g
You were the ghost of Martin Luther King Jr. I was the ghost of Gandhi. WHAT THE F**K IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE TODAY, DUDE?
Make Incest Legal Again - m4w
You were the daughter of the presumptive GOP presidential nominee. I was the presumptive GOP presidential nominee. (Music Cue: Let's Get It On by Marvin Gaye)