Weird Photo Of Mitch McConnell's Social Distancing Has People In Stitches

why does it look like seven Ministry of Magic wizards are trying to cast Stunning spells to take down Mitch at the same time pic.twitter.com/7EFKpmqZlM

— The Library Owl 🧙♀️🦉📚 (@SketchesbyBoze) April 10, 2020

"Peter, at 1:40 PM at the main branch of the New York Public Library on Fifth Avenue, ten people witnessed a free floating, full torso, vaporous apparition. It blew books off shelves from twenty feet away and scared the socks off some poor librarian!"

— Walter Shaub (@waltshaub) April 9, 2020

I'd like to commission this as a baroque painting. pic.twitter.com/GyAoWaT0Bb

— Rachel Dzanashvili (@rachel_dz) April 9, 2020

Expecto petronum

— Ari Ezra Waldman (@ariezrawaldman) April 9, 2020

DEAR GOD! Who is that idiot in the mask who broke the circle? Now The Mitch will escape and exact tenfold revenge on his captors! https://t.co/Yqsxg1ApAv

— Ian Millhiser (@imillhiser) April 9, 2020

Spector of Mitch McConnell finally caught on camera, ghost hunting task force reports https://t.co/tvlvFnFQbn

— Doris Morgan Rueda ⚡️ (@dee_linquent) April 9, 2020

"Expelliarmus!!"

— Marissa Freeman (@MarissaFreeman) April 9, 2020

Mitch McConnell is the last horcrux. https://t.co/QMtTOLaKge

— 🌎D🌏B🌍 (@DBattistella) April 10, 2020

"Your imprisonment in the Phantom Zone begins now"

— Ben Munson (@archaica) April 9, 2020

This is how I’d approach Mitch McConnell, pandemic or not pic.twitter.com/MfUVIcGhJ0

— Hannah (@walkinonWALTER) April 9, 2020

This is like the ghostbusters trying to guide a class 4 spectre into the ghost trap https://t.co/ir7MVjz1Gr

— Douglas Hunter (@DWHauthor) April 9, 2020

Beelzebub I summon thee.

— Louis R. Bridgeman (@LouisRBridgema3) April 9, 2020

Children of Derry Work Together To Defeat Ancient Evil pic.twitter.com/drxAusHOpP

— Tim Sniffen (@MisterSniffen) April 9, 2020

RARE PHOTO: a team of warlocks summon Mitch McConnell and bind his soul to the mortal realm! (1942, colorized and original source) pic.twitter.com/pQe5XEEyEq

— Skye Miller (@_RedQueenEffect) April 9, 2020

Worst. Patronus. EVER.

— tammy golden (@tammygolden) April 10, 2020