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15 More Mom Confessions About F'ed Up Things Their Kids Have Done

We think they'll make you feel a bit better about whatever "phase" you're currently battling at home.
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We are headed into springtime, brave parents! It's that time of year when we start to think we're finally through the dark, freezing days of winter and there is daffodil-colored light at the end of the tunnel. Unfortunately, this wave of hope and optimism means nothing to our children, who still continue to do wildly f'ed up things daily. They literally never. stop.

Collected at our show, The Pump and Dump: A Parentally Incorrect Comedy Show and Night Out, For Once, here are some of our favorite anonymously submitted stories about "the most f'ed up things my kid has done." (#TMFUTMKHD on instagram) We think they'll make you feel a bit better about whatever "phase" you're currently battling at home. And don't forget -- 2016 is the #YearOfTheMother so remember we're all in this together and despite the setbacks, we still think you're an AWESOME mom.

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