More Proselytizing Please

Remember thewhen...er...Elaine was mad at Puddy for not caring enough about her to proselytize? I'm with Elaine. I'm offended by theof proselytizing. Why is it that only Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses come to my door? Where are the rest of you? Don't you care enough about my eternal destiny to tell me I'm on the wrong path if you think I am?
This post was published on the now-closed HuffPost Contributor platform. Contributors control their own work and posted freely to our site. If you need to flag this entry as abusive, send us an email.

Oh pulleeeze...when did we become such a nation of sissies? Who's afraid of a little proselytizing?

Remember the Seinfeld episode when Julia...er...Elaine was mad at Puddy for not caring enough about her to proselytize? I'm with Elaine. I'm offended by the lack of proselytizing.

Why is it that only Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses come to my door? Where are the rest of you? Don't you care enough about my eternal destiny to tell me I'm on the wrong path if you think I am?

We need more proselytizing, not less.

Popular in the Community

Close

What's Hot