10 T-Shirts That Guarantee You'll Never Get Laid

10 T-Shirts That Guarantee You'll Never Get Laid
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Let's examine "funny" T-shirts that will guarantee you never get laid. Just look at the below example; you'll never get laid wearing a T-shirt with that saying -- ever. These are T-shirts that you'll never see live humans wearing in real life, without irony. Want women to never speak to you again?

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With camera in hand, I snapped photos of t-shirts for sale in Las Vegas. Walk around with one of the "funny" chemises below... gentlemen, start your "never get laid again" engines.

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