Regretsy might be gone, but Etsy is still just as ridiculous as ever. Here are the most disgusting things you can currently purchase.
Mummified Fox Head - $275
I always wonder if this was the actual look on the fox's face when he was struck by a car. Oh that's how he died by the way. Stupid car.
Banana Woman Love Doll - $700
her pubic hair is hot pink faux fur- so sexy and tacky!
the banana suit is well used and removable; I wore it for Halloween many times as a child
I don't recommend washing her, as some of the hand stitching might come undone
Jar Of Human Toe Nails - $25
Materials: toenails, fingernails
Feedback: 5, 100% positive.
Mummified 2-Headed Rabbit - $40
Unmounted, but this specimen would look very neat in a white or black velvet lined box.
Dolphin Stuffed Animal With Vagina - $33
Where do baby plush animals come from?
She'll show you.
GREAT FOR DIRTY SANTA!
I Don't Even Know, It Has Human Hair Though - $95
"Richanda" is approximately 4 inches long, 1.5 inches tall & about 1.5 inches wide.
Materials: polymer clay, oil clay, WED, acrylics, latex, sculpey, human hair, animal hair
Taxidermy Rat Sculpture - $160
Imagine the fun you'll have waking up to the vacant stare of his terrifying, red LED light eyes!
This little guy is skipping the brains to go straight for those juice intestines...
The victim rat features a missing right arm and an eviscerated torso/abdomen with visible sculpey organs (mainly a liver and intestines) and enough blood for the whole family!
25 Fetal Pigs In A Bag - $149.49
YOU WILL GET PIGS PICKED AT RANDOM THIS SIZE ORDER MAY TAKE 10 DAYS TO PROCESS BUT I CAN USUALLY HAVE READY IN 1 DAY
This Is a awesome little guy. It would make a great center peace to any ma-cob arrangement.
Huge Egg & Sperm Plush Toy With Random Eyes - $56
Because this is a custom piece, I can make the sperm & egg any color or materials you'd like. Just shoot me an email.
Obviously sperm do not really have eyes; if you'd prefer a more realistic educational toy, I'll leave them off. If you want them, I do have a selection of eyes to choose from.
Raccoon Penis Bone Intende To Be Gifted To A Woman You Have A Crush On - $9.95
According to southern custom, if a man wants to win a woman's heart, he should boil a raccoon penis bone, tie it to a string, and give it to his sweetheart as a necklace.
Gamblers also carry a raccoon baculum wrapped in a twenty-dollar bill in their pocket for good luck!
Comes beautifully packaged.
Baby Doll With Real Human Hair - $265
glass beads, human hair, Genesis heat set paints, baby clothes, Diaper
Gorey Vagina Bowl - $150
A life size body casting from a petite model designed for adult parties with an erotic / halloween touch.Sculpture is a functional treat serving display.
filled with packaged treats ,this booty bowl will be noticed.
Ferret Penis - $15
This item is a ferret baculum (penis bone) with some "meat" still attached...and a few stray hairs too!
So get your freak on and get you some ferret penis! I won't judge!
Graduation Day Penis - $25
"Graduation D" is the fifth installation of the "Dick Palz" vinyl toy series. The figures in this series are a mutation between the sex organs and the upper body of a human male. On top of that, each concept showcases a different hobby, talent, vocation, etc
Beaver Embryo - "SALE" $35
Materials: glass, beaver
Haitian Voodoo Penis Enlargement Spell / Haitian Scam - $9.87
If you wish to increase the amount of pleasure you give to your partner, you must increase the size of your most sensual organ! I will help you to gain size so that you may give both you and your partner more pleasure!
I have clients around the world, including models, politicians, musicians, and other celebrities. There is good chance you have seen or met someone I have helped! Let me help you.
This spell includes a moonlight casting
Offerings to the loa on your behalf
Spiritual summoning of energies
Do not request this spell if you are happy with your penis size right now! The changes are irreversible and I cannot help you if you wish to lose size.
Pile Of Snakeskin With Random Ripped Apart Turtle - $25
Lovely super secret snake shed LOT :)
You will get approximately 10+ pieces of skin shed from various critters :) Very neat, very cool and ready to go! Normally this is a steal!!!!!!!
You also receive the FREE prop turtle shell in the photos :)
This shell is VERY neat in that it has a mummified turtle in it!!!!