We turned to the funny mothers of Twitter to learn what’s on their wish lists this year, and some of their ideas might be simpler than you think. Here are 15 tweets that explain what moms want for Mother’s Day.
Hell hath no fury like a mom who can't sleep in on Mother's Day.
— MotherPlaylist (@MotherPlaylist) May 13, 2017
I'm not sure what my husband is planning on doing for me on Mother's Day but I hope it's laundry.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) April 18, 2017
All I want for Mother's Day is for you to leave me out of your Happy Mother's Day group text.
— Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) May 14, 2017
7y.o: "Mom, what do you want for Mother's Day?"
— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) April 24, 2017
Me: "Sleep."
7: "Haha, no seriously, Mom; something REAL."
Exactly.
All I want for Mother's Day is to not have to keep anyone or anything else alive.
— Stella G. Maddox (@StellaGMaddox) May 9, 2015
Another plant? Yippee. Thanks.
"I'm not cooking anything"
— MommieKnowsfresh (@MommieKnwsFresh) August 9, 2016
Me every anniversary, birthday, Mother's Day, etc.....😂
Get a mom of young kids what she really wants for Mother’s day
— MyMomologue (@MyMomologue) April 23, 2018
multiple hours in a sensory deprivation chamber.
My biggest gift to myself this Mother's Day will be teaching my kids how to do the laundry from this point forward.
— Kim Bongiorno (@LetMeStart) May 8, 2016
Is it too much to ask to be surrounded by my beautiful children but also not spend even one second with them this mother's day?
— Lauren Mullen (@DraggingFeeties) May 9, 2017
I'm at my most ironic when I ask my husband if I can please not have to do anything motherly on Mother's Day.
— Meredith (@PerfectPending) May 3, 2016
All I want for Mother's Day is a big box of uninterrupted sleep and an entire bottle of peace and quiet.
— OneFunnyMummy (@OneFunnyMummy) May 8, 2017
For Mother's Day I'd like an overnight hotel stay without the creatures which made me a mother. Also, nachos, diet coke, and cake. And beer.
— Toni Hammer (@realtonihammer) May 10, 2014
It's Mother's Day. Which obviously means I don't have to change any diapers for the next 24 hours right?
— Jennifer Borget (@JenniferBorget) May 10, 2015
I want a Mothers Day tiara. That's the one that comes with a clean house, quiet kids, and a nap.
— The Next Martha (@TheNextMartha) May 1, 2011
13: So what do you want for Mother's Day?
— Kate Hall (@KateWhineHall) May 6, 2018
Me: For you kids to not fight.
13: Let's be realistic, mom.
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