What Moms Really Want For Mother's Day, Explained In 15 Tweets

Hell hath no fury like a mom who can't sleep in on Mother's Day.

— MotherPlaylist (@MotherPlaylist) May 13, 2017

I'm not sure what my husband is planning on doing for me on Mother's Day but I hope it's laundry.

— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) April 18, 2017

All I want for Mother's Day is for you to leave me out of your Happy Mother's Day group text.

— Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) May 14, 2017

7y.o: "Mom, what do you want for Mother's Day?"

Me: "Sleep."

7: "Haha, no seriously, Mom; something REAL."

Exactly.

— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) April 24, 2017

All I want for Mother's Day is to not have to keep anyone or anything else alive.

Another plant? Yippee. Thanks.

— Stella G. Maddox (@StellaGMaddox) May 9, 2015

"I'm not cooking anything"

Me every anniversary, birthday, Mother's Day, etc.....😂

— MommieKnowsfresh (@MommieKnwsFresh) August 9, 2016

Get a mom of young kids what she really wants for Mother’s day

multiple hours in a sensory deprivation chamber.

— MyMomologue (@MyMomologue) April 23, 2018

My biggest gift to myself this Mother's Day will be teaching my kids how to do the laundry from this point forward.

— Kim Bongiorno (@LetMeStart) May 8, 2016

Is it too much to ask to be surrounded by my beautiful children but also not spend even one second with them this mother's day?

— Lauren Mullen (@DraggingFeeties) May 9, 2017

I'm at my most ironic when I ask my husband if I can please not have to do anything motherly on Mother's Day.

— Meredith (@PerfectPending) May 3, 2016

All I want for Mother's Day is a big box of uninterrupted sleep and an entire bottle of peace and quiet.

— OneFunnyMummy (@OneFunnyMummy) May 8, 2017

For Mother's Day I'd like an overnight hotel stay without the creatures which made me a mother. Also, nachos, diet coke, and cake. And beer.

— Toni Hammer (@realtonihammer) May 10, 2014

It's Mother's Day. Which obviously means I don't have to change any diapers for the next 24 hours right?

— Jennifer Borget (@JenniferBorget) May 10, 2015

I want a Mothers Day tiara. That's the one that comes with a clean house, quiet kids, and a nap.

— The Next Martha (@TheNextMartha) May 1, 2011

13: So what do you want for Mother's Day?

Me: For you kids to not fight.

13: Let's be realistic, mom.

— Kate Hall (@KateWhineHall) May 6, 2018