As a straight, white male, you can imagine how difficult it is to have my voice heard in the political landscape. But there's one candidate who doesn't just speak for me, he yells! And yelling is how strong people talk!
Donald Trump is changing modern politics, and I want in! Thankfully, with the "Trump Supporter Starter Kit" I'm not just a part of the political process, it's like I'm an accomplice!
OMG, IT'S HERE!
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I'm so excited I could punch a protestor!
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Tiny hands for tiny minds!
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(Everything else is big though, I assure you.)
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Whoa, sweet army helmet! Plus, I can hold more tiny weapons when we go to war with people who are different from me!
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I got the vigilante expansion pack!
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Can't wait to burn this!
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Wow, two books to burn?? Should probably buy some marshmallows!
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Just like Papa Trump!
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With this gun nightie, I can misread the Second Amendment in my dreams too!
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Everyone needs a flag to hide behind!
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Mmmm, chocolate! ... Meh, not white though.
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Yay, that's more like it!
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