What's interesting about this: I'm being completely objective. It's all just true. They actually are the two most beautiful and smart and talented young women in the whole world. I'm not kidding myself, like most people do about their children, grandchildren, nieces, whatever.
I've heard them go on and on about their children, grandchildren, nieces, whatever. And I smile, and I nod, but I'm too polite to contradict them. Or say they're blinded by love, that they're a bit 'off' psychologically. I let them live in their silly dream worlds, thinking their kids, grandkids, nieces, whatever are the most special kids ever. They might be a bit special, but not the most special.
And you might think that I'm a bit 'off' thinking my nieces are the most beautiful, smartest young ladies in the whole world. But that's just you being delusional. It's what I've been saying all along.
Now, let me tell you about my cat...