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The Montauk Monster: Mysteries, etc.

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Oh dear, this has been such a hilarious and terrible day for me. I came to the beach for the same reason we all come to the beach: for sun, surf, and to polish off a few chapters of Blink -- that Malcolm Gladwell, man, where does he come up with this stuff?

The sun was very hot and I took a nap, naked. And then it turns out a picture of this very nap was posted on the Internet, paparazzi or some such thing, I'd imagine. Just wanted to clear some things up -- I'm not dead -- oh but while I'm already blogging, I'd just like to point out that John McCain is quite old.

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