Nail Polish Names: Which Is Most Ridiculous? (PHOTOS, POLL)

It seems like nail polish has been on every fashionista's mind lately--with new, "Mad Men"-inspired lacquers to Rodarte's unfortunately-named Juarez color, which sparked a controversy and subsequent apology. We got to thinking about the hues we paint our tips and rounded up 15 of the most dubiously-dubbed nail polishes. Take a look and tell us which names are the most ridiculous. Warning: graphic language ahead. Really.