Naming America's First Marijuana Cafe

The place is called The Cannabis Café, which I find pretty disappointing. If there's anything we know about people who claim to use marijuana for medicinal use, it's that they have a sense of humor.
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The first ever marijuana café in America opened last week. That doesn't surprise me. What shocks me is that it's in Portland, Oregon. That would be like opening a Mormon bookstore in Salt Lake City. Weird, right? The place is called The Cannabis Café, which I must say I find pretty disappointing. If there's anything we know about people who claim to use marijuana for medicinal use, it's that they have a sense of humor. Why not call it something fun. Here's a few ideas just off the top of my head:

  • The Grass Hut

  • The Dopeteria
  • The Weeding Room
  • Stoned Depot
  • De Pot Depot
  • McDoobies
  • International House of Potcakes
  • The Joint Joint
  • Paranoid Eddie's Bakery
  • Pottery Barn
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