As a white person, I really love the Huffington Post. Here's why: There are so many white people here!
And it's also why I love Ned Lamont! He is both white and rich -- what I call a Huffington Post "bi-fecta!"
To mark this great achievement of a rich white left-wing democrat winning a democratic primary - a marvelous testament to the party moving further and further left while the rest of America yawns- everyone here at the Huffpost must sing with me "Ned Will Rock You," a song all rich lefties must embrace in a self-absorbed, masturbatory fervor!
And get this: I've even handed out specific parts - so you better join in!
Note: when it's your turn to sing, alternate from opposing sides of the camera to get the same vibe as the classic Little Steven "Sun City" video)
Gutfeld: "Buddy you're a boy make a big noise"
Arianna: "Playin' in the street gonna be a big man some day"
Laurie David: "You got mud on yo' face
RJ Eskow: "You big disgrace"
David Mamet: "Kickin' your can all over the place"
Everyone: "NED WILL NED WILL ROCK YOU!
" NED WILL NED WILL ROCK YOU!
Tom Hayden: "Buddy you're a young man hard man"
Sheldon Drobney: "Shoutin' in the street gonna take on the world some day"
Deepak: "You got blood on yo' face"
Robert Scheer: "You big disgrace"
Al Franken: "Wavin' your banner all over the place"
Everyone: "NED WILL NED WILL ROCK YOU!
NED WILL NED WILL ROCK YOU!"
INSTRUCTIONS:Let's continue singing this while we all walk off the pier!