You're about two life events away from becoming a full-on hobo.
There are certain moments in everyone's life, usually when we're alone and out of view of judgement, when you resort to acts of desperation. Moments when you're rethinking the life choices that got you to this point. Moments that your parents would look at and go, "I have no child."
These are the moments in life when you've never looked more desperate.
Hey, we're not looking, and we're certainly not asking. Good luck.
Sure, it's environmentally friendly, but nothing quite says sad than reusing the flimsy fork you got with your chicken almond ding.
Meh, jeans hide everything.
They'll accept my friend request. Who wouldn't want to be friends with someone named "Hidey McPlainsight"?
You can't be two places at once, so how many lightbulbs do you really need?
MY OUTLETS! THESE ARE MINE!
Oh, was your neighbor's birdbath not available?
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