Every December, celebrities are asked to share their New Year's resolutions and respond with a predictable array of innocuous answers involving nutrition and exercise, time spent with loved ones and vague self-improvement goals. So, we've taken the liberty of coming up with our own suggestions for 2013.
Justin Bieber: Stop dressing like MC Hammer.
Kanye West: Smile more.
Kim Kardashian: Get my divorce from Kris Humphries finalized.
Taylor Swift: Just because I like a guy, doesn't mean I have to buy property near him.
Miley Cyrus: Stop cutting my hair.
Anne Hathaway: Always wear underwear.
Chris Brown: Think before I tweet.
Lindsay Lohan: Stay out of clubs.
Amanda Bynes: Stay off the road.