Local News Anchor Cracks Cheeky Poop Joke On Air

That's below the belt.

Never mind a belly laugh, how about a bowel laugh?

Canadian news anchor Rich Abney told a poop joke on air recently, and judging by the clip he certainly amused himself.

Abney cracked the joke after his CKPG-TV co-anchor Aileen Machell pitched a nice, slow floater about a veggie garden being grown aboard the International Space Station as "agriculture that's out of this world."

The joke prompted Abney to quip, "it seems like a better idea than eating food grown on Uranus." He stifled a mischievous laugh as his coworkers flashed him a constipated smile.

Somewhere, Abney, you just made a group of 8-year-old boys very, very happy.