News Roundup for January 6, 2017

We've got the news blues.

1. Taxpayers will now have to pay for Trump's "Great Wall". Further proving Trump makes promises he can't keep. More here.

2. Tilikum, the orca of Blackfish fame, has died at age 35. This is much younger than Granny who is presumed to have passed last year at age 100. Seaworld may as well be called shitworld. More here.

3. James Woolsey, former CIA director, will no longer be a senior advisor to Donald Trump. Trump knows more than the CIA anyway so we'll be fine. More here.

Hold onto your butts: the singularity is fast approaching. More here.

5. Repealing Obamacare could end up putting more people in jail. Sounds like a typical Republican scheme doesn't it? More here.