News Roundup for March 22, 2017

There is no joy to be had here.

1. The sexual assault of a teen girl in Chicago was watched on Facebook live by dozens of people and not one called the police. Great job, internet. More here.

2. The Dakota Access Pipeline has been vandalized in numerous places. Rumor has it American steel is easier to vandalize. More here.

3. One policeman has been stabbed during a shooting at the Houses of Parliament in London. It is being treated as a terror attack. More here.

4. Chuck Barris has died. The TV game show host and creator was 87. More here.

5. On a lighter note, NBA players are performing better with access to Tinder and dating apps on the road. Turns out draining your balls means draining more baskets. More here.