News Roundup for March 29, 2017

Shieeeeeeeeet. This news is a real downer, but it’s good to be informed?

1. Brexit has been triggered, folks. Scotland’s pissing off too. Northern Ireland’s fucked. More here.

2. The wife of French presidential candidate Francois Fillon is under investigation for embezzlement and other fun things. Europe’s joined America in the dumpster fire. More here.

3. NWA’s “Straight Outta Compton” is being added to the Library of Congress’s National Recording Registry due to its cultural and historic significance, thanks to y’all. More here.

4. Lieutenant General Stephen J. Townsend likes to keep it vague when talking about the deaths of dozens of innocent civilians in Mosul. Cool! More here.

5. Making a deal on healthcare is “easy” according to Trump after his initial failure. At least that’s what Putin told him. More here.