News Roundup for May 9, 2017

Trump and Russia are in the news. What a surprise!

1. Former acting Attorney General Sally Yates testified before a Senate Subcommittee on Terrorism and Crime Monday afternoon about Trump’s connections to Russia. Spoiler: it looks like Michael Flynn was compromised and Trump knew it for longer than he let on. More here.

2. Donald Trump changed his Twitter banner photo and the internet almost immediately mocked him for it. So he deleted it. Shame he didn’t delete his account. More here.

3. The Trump team has deleted every campaign promise the president made from his website. It seems he doesn’t want to be held accountable for inane shit that dribbled from the gaping maw that is his mouth prior to 2017. More here.

4. Zooey Deschanel has given birth to a baby boy and named it Charlie Wolf. Charlie Wolf for President 2040. More here.

5. The #NuggsForCarter kid has set a retweet record on Twitter and Wendy’s is giving up a year’s supply of nuggs. More here.