Newt Gingrich: Fight Against Unions, Win A Free Wii

Good news, paupers! Thanks to Newt Gingrich and CPAC, at least one lucky child is going to get his hands on a brand new video game system, no bootstraps-pulling required. All you got to do is have your mom or dad help Newt Gingrich bust some unions! That's the good news we got from Patrick Ruffini's twitter account today, anyway.

Reached for comment, one union official remarked, "Is this part of Michael Steele's hip-hop revolution? Or is being against working families so lame that they have to bribe kids with a Wii to do it?"

Probably both are true!