Hypothetical tweets from real NFL figures!
r81m (randy moss) Hanging out on Revis Island and thinking about my contract.
Revis24 @r81m Thanks for asking - hammy is fine - bring a book on Sunday! LOL
InesSainzG Waiting in Redskins' locker room to talk with @thecooleyzone, then heading over to NOW awards with Clinton Portis.
RyanGrant25 So, anybody have suggestions for things to do on a Sunday afternoon that don't require much mobility?
reggie_bush It's not an admission of guilt - just gave back the Heisman because it was taking up too much room on my mantle.
MichaelVickZone Just told Kevin Kolb I got this. There won't be a QB controversy in Philly - he'll never play in this town again.
ArianFoster On pace to rush for 3,696 yards and 48 TDs - not bad for an undrafted player, huh?
OGOchoCinco Just messing with my Raven friends on Twitter: @LeRonMcClain33, @23McGahee, @raylewis52.com
Lfitzgerald11 Trying to decide whether to start Derek Anderson or Max Hall this weekend for my fantasy football team.
JimmyClausen Just saw Matt Moore - slapped him on the head and told him to go get 'em on Sunday!
CJSPILLER Love it when people see "CJ" on Twitter and think of me instead of @ChrisJohnson28.
JCutler6 Hey, @Jknox13 - have been sending you messages, but apparently they've all been intercepted.
JoshCribbs16 Hoping to play some more QB this week since I had the best QB rating on the team for Week 1.
DEZ_88 Roy Williams offered to carry my pads off the field after practice - very classy of him.
TimTebow Wish I were playing more, but at least my jersey's selling well and my hair's growing back!
Nate13Burleson Megatron just finished studying Sunday's gameplan - he's excused from practice and team meetings so that he can read the NFL rulebook.
dwightfreeney Peyton's paying $10K per sack this weekend.
MikeSimsWalker Hoping to catch a pass this weekend.
GatorKing12 (Percy Harvin) Still trying to figure out how Bernard Berrian (@B_Twice) has more followers than I do.
SteveSmith12 Quit asking me about Hakeem Nicks' ankle - I don't know, and I don't care!
A_Cromartie31 How come no one refers to my side of the field as Cromartie Island?
sonofabum (Wade Phillips) You play not to lose the game!
dmcfadden20 So happy to see @michaelbush29 that I gave his left hand a big squeeze!
Hasselbeck Trying to decide whether to start myself or Brett Favre this week for my fantasy football team.
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