Nick Offerman Proves 'Twas the Night Before Christmas' Is Way Better With Curse Words

"'Twas the Night Before Christmas" is one of the most-beloved Christmas traditions, but, let's face it, you just don't have time for that stuff nowadays. Think about it: hours of gathering everyone together, kids screaming, people Googling what the heck a sugarplum is. It's madness.

Well, Jolly Old Saint Nick Offerman is here to save your holiday with a shorter, more casual version of the classic tale. How does he do it? Simple! Cut out all the pomp and circumstance and add a bunch of curse words.

Ah, just like dad used to read it, right?

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