If you’re still grappling with the fact that people pay money to buy jeans with holes in them, you might want to look away right now.
According to the description, the jeans “embody rugged, Americana workwear that’s seen some hard-working action” and proudly feature “a crackled, caked-on muddy coating that shows you’re not afraid to get down and dirty.”
We’re not sure there’s anything we’d want less on our clothing than caked-on, muddy coating.
If you really feel the need to walk around looking like a pile of dirt, it’d be in your best interest to just roll around in the mud in the jeans you already have.
Or, you could take this Twitter user up on his or her gracious offer. Either way.