According to the "Onion" Obama's recent trip to Denny's shocked the president out of the clouds and into a reality that includes calling your waitress a cunt and smoking while eating your "Moons of Mihammy." He will never be the same.
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Obama Drastically Scales Back Goals For America After Visiting Denny's (VIDEO)
Obama Drastically Scales Back Goals For America After Visiting Denny's (VIDEO)
