Let's face it: awards show acceptance speeches are usually pretty dull. Thanking the Academy? It's been done. Gushing over people that the audience doesn't know exist? Every time. And don't even get us started on the speeches that get all political.
It doesn't take a teary-eyed celebrity to write your standard Oscars acceptance speech, so we made it even easier by crafting this homage to Mad Libs, that fill-in-the-blank game we had when we were kids. Read below and remind yourself of how cookie-cutter the speeches really are.
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