Oscars drinking games are like a lot of drinking games. Sure, it seems like a fun idea, but has it ever stopped people from getting blackout drunk anyway? Nope.
This year, given the -- hmm, how to put this delicately -- propensity of the nominee pool as a whole to experience sunburn, we thought we'd create a new Oscars drinking game.
This one, however, really punishes those viewers who don't know (or don't think) that a lack of diversity is a problem.