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20 New And Improved Names For Boring, Everyday Stuff

Hey, are we out of cereal water?

Words are hard. Whether it's due to a language barrier, a post-op haze or something else entirely, we've seen your struggle with the English language. And we feel for you!

In fact, we'd like to toast your occasional memory lapse, since linguistic slip-ups can result in some pretty ingenious new words and phrases for everyday things. Feel free to start using these ones immediately.

space light

porksicles

water with corners

potato sticks

finger pants

horse tornado

sneeze paper

sugar bagels

kittens 13

spray scream

cereal water

raw toast

fish museum

campground for dead

electric hose

bird leaf

burrito blankets

sand moose

tiny lobster

roll of inches

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