In fact, we'd like to toast your occasional memory lapse, since linguistic slip-ups can result in some pretty ingenious new words and phrases for everyday things. Feel free to start using these ones immediately.
Shoutout to XKCD for always being relevant.
Shoutout to Aziz Ansari's alter ego, who'd want us to treat ourselves.
Shoutout to slimydog for quick thinking.
Shoutout to RexErection, who struggled more than most.
Shoutout to us, because we're sometimes creative.
Shoutout to disguisenburg for being neighborly.
Shoutout to EnragedPorkchop for having weird friends.
Shoutout to the Redbull that allowed us to think up this one, too.
Shoutout to iminclinedtopursue52 for befriending a German person.
Shoutout to Clown_Prince_Of_Web for sharing.
Shoutout to iwannaelroyyou for changing how we view dairy.
Shoutout to Murrello for proving that mornings are often difficult.
Shoutout to kittymissles for perpetuating misinformation.
Shoutout to innosins for not making up lame excuses.
Shoutout to Boondoggle for such descriptive prowess.
Shoutout to doctor_jeff for publicly humiliating his friend.
Shoutout to MSeltz for loving burritos.
Shoutout to miss-apple-pie for having good ideas.
Shoutout to Aziz again because we like him a lot.
Shoutout to UniverseProjects for sparking this post.
Shoutout to Getty for background images.
BEFORE YOU GO
How to vote
Vote-by-mail ballot request deadline: Varies by state
For the Nov 3 election: States are making it easier for citizens to vote absentee by mail this year due to the coronavirus. Each state has its own rules for mail-in absentee voting. Visit your state election office website to find out if you can vote by mail.Get more informationTrack ballot status
In-person early voting dates: Varies by state
Sometimes circumstances make it hard or impossible for you to vote on Election Day. But your state may let you vote during a designated early voting period. You don't need an excuse to vote early. Visit your state election office website to find out whether they offer early voting.My Election Office
General Election: Nov 3, 2020
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