Overheard this morning at Roy Moore's house . . .

Overheard this morning at Roy Moore's house . . .
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When Roy Moore’s wife Kayla went to bed last night, a beaming Roy told her:

“Tomorrow night you’re going to go to bed with the next U.S. senator from Alabama!”

When the Moores sat down at breakfast, Kayla looked at her crestfallen husband and said, “Well, Roy, is Doug Jones coming over here tonight or am I going to his place?”

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