Ozzy Osbourne Named Health Advice Columnist For The London Times

Ozzy Osbourne Named Health Advice Columnist For The London Times

As you can imagine, when The Sunday Times Magazine asked me to be its new health-advice columnist -- Dr Ozzy, as I'll be known from now on -- I thought they were taking the piss, to be honest with you. But then I thought about it for a while, and it makes perfect sense: I've seen literally thousands of doctors over my lifetime, and spent well over £1m on them, to the point where I sometimes think I know more about being a doctor than doctors do.

And it's not just because of the lifestyle I've pursued. I also happen to be the world's worst hypochondriac. I'll catch a disease off the telly, me. Being ill is like a hobby. I've even started to diagnose my own diseases, thanks to Google (or I should say thanks to my assistant Tony, because I'm not exactly Steve Jobs when it comes to computers).

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