While the red Corvette may be the poster child for midlife crises, there's plenty more where that came from! Whisper posters had plenty of secrets to share about what their parents' midlife crazy -- sorry, crisis -- looked like to them:
1. The rug.
2. The wheels and the ink -- just too much.
3. He got pierced. Gratefully not there.
4. Their insecurities rage.
5. We mean REALLY rage.
6. How bad can it get? This bad.
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