This is one of the most terrifying things we've ever seen. Like, what?
The new mascot, who people are saying looks either like Lisa Simpson after she has been covered in acid -- or maybe Lisa Simpson if you’re on acid -- is that of the Partick Thistle football club. It’s the result of a new sponsorship deal with an investment advisory firm. A manager at the firm enlisted his friend to create a mascot that the club has since clarified is “an angry, but very approachable, sun.”
Sorry, but no. This is a very approachable sun:
This is not.
Look, we’re all entitled to our own opinions. But, like, wow, what?