Have you sent your child out trick or treating yet? No? Oh thank God. Because Pat Robertson proclaimed today on "The 700 Club" that Halloween is the "festival of the Devil". He went on to say that celebrating Halloween is "a mistake for Christians" and to participate in it is "wrong". His yes woman Kristi Watts agreed whole heartedly. So Christian parents, keep those wise words in mind before you let your kids have fun and eat candy and fit in socially. If you really care about your kids and don't want to see them end up in eternal damnation, you'll keep them home tonight and let them play the Bibleman video game.
From ABC Family 10/31/07.