Patrick Warburton's Roller Coaster Safety Tips (VIDEO)

Patrick Warburton ("Seinfeld," "The Tick," Joe Swanson on "Family Guy") stars in this helpful video from Funny Or Die, teaching us the true meaning of roller coaster safety. And by "true meaning" we mean "probably the worst advice we've ever heard, but still really, really funny."

Warburton is "sheriff of this here roller coaster," and instructs its riders on how to remain safe at all times while riding this entirely normal and completely stable roller coaster. Don't forget your passport, and make sure you have room for a meal. (It's all explained in the video.)