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Paula Deen Now Has Her Own Video Game App, Because Of Course

She's baaaaaaack!

Basically everything Paula Deen and Kim Kardashian do borders on the absurd. While Deen basically eats sticks of butter, Kardashian appears to rub it on her body for photo shoots. And while the two might not seem like they have a lot in common -- they do now. Paula Deen is launching a mobile video game app.

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We're not quite sure why Deen has taken a techie turn, but Kardashian's estimated $200 million earnings from her own video game app might have something to do with it. According to a press release, Deen's game will be called "Paula Deen’s Recipe Quest" and feature puzzles, interactive recipe games and cooking challenges.

"I am a gamer at heart and never leave my home without my ipad," said Deen. "Paula Deen’s Recipe Quest is an incredible and one-of-a-kind game that will allow y’all to cook up a storm with me while solving exciting puzzles. Plus, it’s free!”

Watch the video below to attempt to figure out more about Deen's game:

You can download the video game for iPhones now. The Android edition launches March 16.

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1
Deep-Fried Turkey: NO BUTTER (but 3-5 gallons of peanut oil)
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Get the recipe A little disappointing, Paula. Let's get on the horse.
2
Giblet Gravy: NO BUTTER (but giblets and one very confused hard-boiled egg)
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Get the recipe Seriously, Paula slices up a hard-boiled egg and mixes it into her gravy at the last minute. EXCUSE US WHILE WE HOLD IN OUR VOMIT.
3
Mrs. Hoggle's Stuffed Cranberry Sauce: NO BUTTER, thank heavens (but a very alarming 8 ounces cream cheese and 2 Tb mayonnaise)
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Get the recipe No really, this isn't a joke. Watch this video to see the worst thing that's ever happened to humanity.
4
Green Bean Casserole: 1/3 stick butter (plus 1 can cream of mushroom soup and 1 cup Cheddar)
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Get the recipe The ride is just about to begin. You should buckle up now.
5
Mama's Fried Creamed Corn: 4 Tb butter (plus 4 slices bacon)
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Get the recipe Dear Paula: When the corn is creamed it doesn't ALSO need to be fried.
6
Southern Cornbread Stuffing: 8 Tb butter
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Get the recipe That's one stick, for those of you new to Paula's world.
7
Loaded Mashed Potatoes: 8 Tb butter (plus 12 ounces sour cream, 8 ounces Cheddar, 1 1/2 pounds bacon)
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Get the recipe Here we go. Prepare the defibrillators.
8
Aunt Peggy's Sweet Potato Souffle: 12 Tb butter
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Get the recipe You really have to try hard to reach this level of butter density. Breathe deeply.
9
Biscuits: 8 Tb butter
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Get the recipe At this point you're probably hallucinating.
10
Crunch Top Apple Pie: 15 Tb butter
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Get the recipe WE'RE IN IT DEEP NOW.
11
Gooey Pumpkin Butter Cake: 16 Tb butter
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Get the recipe CONGRATULATIONS, YOU ARE DEAD.
12
GRAND TOTAL: 9 1/4 sticks of butter (plus 5 gallons peanut oil, 8 ounces cream cheese, 1 can cream of mushroom soup, 2 cups Cheddar, 1 1/2 pounds bacon, 12 ounces sour cream, and one misplaced hard-boiled egg)
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Now you are definitely hallucinating. Goodbye.