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Giant Penis Hedge: A Shrub Chub That May Grow On You (NSFW)

"This is what happens when you hire a manscaper instead of a landscaper."

This isn't your garden-variety hedge penis. (Not that we've seen that many.)

It's quite enormous and has caused a stir among phallic landscaping enthusiasts since it was posted online with the headline, "This is what happens when you don't pay your skilled landscaper."

Metro UK spotted the massive shrub chub, supporting theories that it stands proud in a British yard somewhere. "By the looks of the crappy weather, the typically British appearance of the house and its chimney – we’re going to hazard a guess that it’s in the UK," the outlet wrote.

Many Redditors agreed. Others couldn't resist jokes.

"This is what happens when you hire a manscaper instead of a landscaper," one quipped.

Of course this image could be photoshopped and then we'd all have to abandon our topiary envy.

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