COMEDY

It's The Old 'People Try Stuff For First Time' Video, With The Twist It Deserves

This is the kind of video you perhaps have seen many times before: An outlet like Buzzfeed films folks presumably trying something new or unusual for the first time, edits together the best reactions, and releases the clip for viral Internet glory.

A parody posted by Nacho Punch did the genre one better: Get people to partake in something potentially lethal, like drinking bleach or eating glass.

Just remember, there's only one first time and only one last time.

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BEFORE YOU GO

  • 1 "I'm standing right behind you."
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  • 2 "I drank too much coffee today."
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  • 3 "Let's get lunch at Burger King."
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  • 4 "You have a piece of lint on you."
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  • 5 "It's time to pick up your weirdo twins from dance class."
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  • 6 "Your hair stylist left the scissors in."
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  • 7 "Hey, I just got your text message from the 1990s."
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  • 8 "Sorry about my Cheeto dust fingers."
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  • 9 "I'm deathly afraid of triangles."
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  • 10 "Wait, I just need to put my head on."
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  • 11 "The eggs you bought are expired."
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  • 12 "I would kiss you if you didn't have a human heart on your head."
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  • 13 "I keep all my pens under lock and key."
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  • 14 "Just taught the baby how to pour some out for his homies."
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  • 15 "I'm afraid the ninja stars are too close to your heart to operate."
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  • 16 "BRB, Have to get another hole drilled in my bowling ball."
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  • 17 "Your piano was destroyed, but I salvaged a piece of it."
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  • 18 "The leaves are regrowing their eyelashes."
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  • 19 "We're all out of sporks."
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  • 20 "You've been added to my rolodex of 'Creepy People.'"
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  • 21 "Do you know where the keys to these handcuffs are?"
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  • 22 "I bought a beatboxing monkey, just FYI."
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  • 23 "The more you know..."
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