Period Panties Let You Bleed All Over Trump And Cruz's Faces

Let sexist politicians know how you really feel, period.
If you can't beat 'em, bleed on them.
If you can't beat 'em, bleed on them.
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“You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her... wherever," Donald Trump said in August 2015, referring to Fox News' Megyn Kelly after the two had a heated back-and-forth during a GOP debate.

Well, Trump is about to find out exactly where that "wherever" is.

Created by Cute Fruit Undies, a new line of period panties called "Bloody Marys" feature familiar political faces, including Donald Trump and Ted Cruz, on the inside of the underwear crotch.

Cute Fruit Undies founder Sarah Palatnik dubbed these politicians "Blood Dumpsters" who are "primed and ready for you to bleed all over them!" On her website, Palatnik defines a Blood Dumpster as "a politician who has tried in the past or who is currently trying to pass legislation that hinders women's reproductive rights."

Other Blood Dumpsters include gems like Rick Santorum, Mike Huckabee, Sarah Palin, Rand Paul and Jeb Bush. Cute Fruit Undies' website offers a thorough breakdown of each Blood Dumpster's anti-woman history.

Ted Cruz riding the red wave.
Ted Cruz riding the red wave.
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Each high-waisted panty comes with a detachable heating pad and is created with leak-proof, anti-bacterial material. For every period panty sold, three dollars of the proceeds are donated to Planned Parenthood.

"The thing that inspired me is the idea of voting with your dollar," Palatnik told The Huffington Post. "That is often the most powerful form of activism, whether we like it or not... I was already making undies with a feminist twist, so undies with a very political element was a natural progression."

The Sarah Palin period panties, complete with a detachable heat pack.
The Sarah Palin period panties, complete with a detachable heat pack.
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John Kasich and his Bloody Mary.
John Kasich and his Bloody Mary.
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"Underwear, especially women's underwear, can be so risqué or even a bit taboo, and this gives them just enough potential to make a statement and have it be relatively jarring, but not so radical that it isn't heard," Palatnik said.

Well done, Sarah. Well freaking done.

Head over to Cute Fruit Undies' homepage, Etsy page or Instagram to see more from the Bloody Marys line.

Editor’s note: Donald Trump regularly incites political violence and is a serial liar, rampant xenophobe, racist, misogynist and birther who has repeatedly pledged to ban all Muslims -- 1.6 billion members of an entire religion -- from entering the U.S.

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