Pizza Boomerang Ad Goes Way, Way, Beyond Pizza (NSFW VIDEO)

Apparently the ad below is about pizza. But not just any pizza. This is a pizza boomerang that has the power to save a suicidal jumper and castrate a male flasher. Created by the Spanish company Sofa Experience Communications, this two-and-a-half minute extravaganza is simultaneously frightening and fascinating. If this pizza boomerang is actually a real thing, we're not sure if we should have a bite or run far, far away.

Watch the NSFW ad: