Nov. 12 is one of our country's greatest national holidays. The holiday the celebrates the marriage of dough, sauce, cheese, and toppings into a pie of deliciousness -- National Pizza Day.
But try not to freak out.
Or be ashamed.
You can't fight it.
Because everyone loves pizza!
Even space sharks.
And tiny hamsters.
What could be better?
That tangy blend of tomato and basil longing for a blanket of cheese.
The sensuous steam billowing off those curds as they cling to each other.
Just don't forget to do the wave.