Prepare to use your pizza emojis a lot today, because Pizza Hut hit us with Cheesy Bacon Stuffed Crust Pizza.
The pizza chain didn't mince words when it announced its latest culinary invention, and we don't blame 'em. When you're introducing pizza with bacon and cheese in the crust, it's always best to keep things short and savory.
Upon hearing of this $11.99 limited edition edible treat, a lot of people (naturally) took to Twitter to express their feelings. Some were reaching out to a higher deity, while others were switching up breathing patterns or getting slightly closer to death.
In lieu of ruining more punchlines, here's what we wish we'd tweeted:
this guy is saying he would rather go to pizza hut then run 5k and I'm relating on an emotional level
— daisy (@heroindarling) September 2, 2014
— boe (@be_nod) September 3, 2014