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Political Haiku: Chuck Norris and His Buddies Give New Meaning to Rallying 'Round the Flag

09/25/2009 12:16 am ET Updated May 25, 2011

Right-wing patriots,
stain your flags with tea! Right, Chuck?
Should they drink it first?

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