Don’t worry, we found a product even more bizarre than a dead-eyed stuffed animal slowly emerging from a fake egg. It’s called “Pony Up Daddy.” It’s a saddle that you strap on for “pony rides,” apparently to keep your shirts from getting stretched out and your dignity from going unchecked.
This has got to hurt a person’s back, right?
While The Huffington Post explored the possibility that this could all just be a joke, the products are available on Amazon and even have a couple of reviews.
“These days kids are so spoiled,” reads one review. “In my day I had to ride bareback.”