Everything you know is a lie.
Specifically, these two emoji are a lie. The ice cream emoji and the poop emoji are THE SAME. The ice cream emoji is actually just THE POOP EMOJI ON AN ICE CREAM CONE. Yes. Seriously.
Los Angeles-based editor and writer Peter Miller made the discovery on Tuesday, when he was "photoshopping the poo onto the cone, for an annoying text to my girlfriend," Miller told The Huffington Post via Twitter on Thursday. The GIF is below, provided with Miller's permission.
It's going to be a while before we eat ice cream again. Be careful out there, Sheeple.