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The Popinator, A Popcorn Cannon That Will Launch Kernels Directly Into Your Mouth

The problem with popcorn these days, is that it doesn't pop directly into your mouth as nature intended [].
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The problem with popcorn these days, is that it doesn't pop directly into your mouth as nature intended [probably]. The Popinator, in development by Popcorn Indiana, is designed to be the ultimate kernel delivery system, by catapulting popcorn straight into your pie hole.

The cannon prototype is equipped with voice activation and binaural microphones, to help pinpoint the user's location, and figure out the correct trajectory. Now, where's the thing that shoots butter substitute?