A Portable Pizza Necklace Will Never, Ever Let You Down

Friends come and go, and delivery may fail, but a Portable Pizza Pouch will never, ever leave you cheese-less. This brilliant piece of neckwear keeps your pizza slice safe behind a layer of zip-locked plastic, while a woven lanyard lets it cuddle close to your heart.

For just $8 plus shipping and handling, the Pizza Pouch is a doughlightful piece of reassurance that you'll never be without a warm snack:

The Portable Pizza Pocket is available online from Stupidiotic. If you'd rather be a bit more discreet with your cheese, try a pizza thong or a private float on an inflatable piece of pepperoni.

Just remember, blotting off the grease before eating is actually worth it...

H/T First We Feast

Also on HuffPost: