Friends come and go, and delivery may fail, but a Portable Pizza Pouch will never, ever leave you cheese-less. This brilliant piece of neckwear keeps your pizza slice safe behind a layer of zip-locked plastic, while a woven lanyard lets it cuddle close to your heart.
For just $8 plus shipping and handling, the Pizza Pouch is a doughlightful piece of reassurance that you'll never be without a warm snack:
Just remember, blotting off the grease before eating is actually worth it...
H/T First We Feast
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