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6 Last-Minute Powerball Numbers That You Should Totally Play

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Lately, statisticians and data bloggers are quick to point out that you will not win the lottery. I say, not with that attitude!

With the Powerball jackpot reaching record levels, you're going to need some numbers that you believe in. Numbers that summon the gambling spirits and say, "Screw the 1 in 292,000,000 odds, I want to win the lottery."

DO NOT buy all the lottery tickets that you can afford. DO get laser focussed and play these numbers.

3 - Why 3? WHY NOT? 

 

15 - Beyond genius things that your bathroom needs right now.

 

19 - The title of Adele's debut album. Obviously, this is a sign.

38 - Number of times I changed my mind while watching "Making a Murderer." This figure is subject to change.

59 - Rounding up from 58 minutes and 48 seconds, the number of minutes that President Obama spoke at his final State of the Union address on Tuesday night. The Illuminati out there know what I'm talking about.

POWERBALL - 6 - If it's good enough for New York Knicks rookie Kristaps Porzingis, it's good enough for you.

 

Editor's Note: These probably aren't the right numbers.

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