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Giant Penis Trolls Trump — This Is ‘Yuge’!

"We've purchased every single penis costume available on the Internet. We've sent some to other states and six to Trump's Mar-A-Lago estate."

Depending on where you hang politically, a Donald Trump penis costume is either nutty or ballsy.

A group of protesters in Florida called the Church of Satanic Activism has been using the "cock-stume" to troll Trump at various events since last week's debate in Miami.

The group's mission is to protect and promote freedom of speech and religion, especially the separation of Church and State.

The costume is a dickish tribute to Trump's discussion of his private parts at a March 1 debate in Detroit. 

Church members dressed as members are planning to wear the Trump tallywacker during today's Florida primary. However, such a display provokes all sorts of reactions.

A person dressed as a phallic symbol and wearing a Donald Trump mask is seen as people wait to enter a rally for Republican p
A person dressed as a phallic symbol and wearing a Donald Trump mask is seen as people wait to enter a rally for Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump at the Sunset Cove Amphitheater on March 13, 2016 in Boca Raton, Florida. Mr. Trump continues to campaign before the March 15th Florida primary. (Photo by

Group leader Chaz Stevens said a church intern wore the costume at a Trump rally in Boca Raton on Sunday and "it was surreal."

"The guy in the costume walks 100 feet when suddenly you hear, 'Is that a 6-foot-tall penis?'" Stevens told HuffPost. "You have to understand, this is a tight costume and the testicle waddle."

Stevens said the giggles kept coming until the oddly dressed intern got near the entrance of the arena.

"Then the tone changed," Steven said. "People said we had no right to be there, even though we were doing everything legal."

Stevens says one presumed Trump supporter was so angry at seeing the face of his chosen candidate glued to a giant penis that he tried to tear the costume to shreds.

"I said, 'What the f*** are you doing? That's assault!'"

Stevens and his penis-clad comrade managed to avoid injury, but he said he's been warned about wearing the penis outfit on primary day.

But Trump may not be able to avoid seeing his mug on a giant member.

Stevens claims he's buying up as many giant penis costumes as he can and has already sent six of them to Trump's Mar-A-Lago club in Palm Beach.

Note to our readers: Donald Trump is a serial liarrampant xenophobe, racistmisogynist, birther and bully who has repeatedly pledged to ban all Muslims -- 1.6 billion members of an entire religion -- from entering the U.S.

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